Employee Gripes in an Overworked List For Women Fed Up With Their 9-5

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Molly Vincent
Aug 19, 2025 12:00 PM EDT

Work: the necessary evil in our lives. Our 9-5 that we prayed for and kissed the ground for is the same 9-5 that has us ripping our hair out and coming with work with bags under our eyes from not sleeping. Okay, maybe your job isn't that stressful, but you get the point. Working full time really takes it out of us. If it didn't, then we wouldn't all be in agreement with complaining about it, I wouldn't have made this list of complaints, and you wouldn't have clicked on it. It's a tale old as time story, a ubiquitous experience that's as relatable as liking pizza or ice cream. Very few people like working, and even fewer like what they do. If you are someone blessed by the professional gods to be in a position you enjoy, then you're off to a good start. 


Work isn't just stressful, it can be incredibly existential to decide on a career path. These days, it's even harder to land entry level positions, but were trying to stay positive here, and not dwell on the complaints out of our control.

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    BISH CORPORATE corporatebish 6 Weekends are great because you either get to live your best life for 48 hours or do chores and errands... there's no in- between
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  • Comment below whether one of these hilarious tweets stands out to you, one that you really identify with and resonate with. The long hours, the 9-5, the Monday through Friday, it can be daunting like nothing else. Yet, we all must work. 

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    CORPORATE BISH corporatebish I no longer proofread emails... I said I said @
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    Thanks for being my "I wasn't supposed to tell anyone this but I'm telling you anyway" work bestie
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    CORPORATE corporatebish BISH I don't care what anyone says... when the boss is on vacation, I'm on vacation too ⑥
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    A meeting without food could have been an email
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    BISH CORPORATE corporatebish Summer is almost over, and all I did was log in and out of Microsoft Teams ⑥
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    CORPORATE corporatebish BISH Happy National Lazy Day to all those who celebrate! ⑥
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    CORPORATE BISH corporatebish Slamming your laptop shut on a Friday really does hit different 6
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    CORPORATE BISH corporatebish Getting catfished by a job is a whole different level of pain 6
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    () CORPORATE corporatebish BISH I suggested bowling for the team-building work event so people can learn how to stay in their lane
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    Chicken lips went to HR and complained... And now we can't use nicknames at work anymore
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    CORPORATE corporatebish BISH Me: I'm not doing that shhh Corporate translation: This might be better handled by another team @
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    CORPORATE BISH corporatebish I just feel in my heart that employment isn't for me 6
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    CORPORATE corporatebish BISH Absolutely nobody: August: Congrats on wasting your summer at work
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    CORPORATE BISH corporatebish She's a professional corporate girly, until Pony by Ginuwine drops at the company event
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    CORPORATE corporatebish BISH Normalize deleting work emails if the vibes are off 6
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    CORPORATE BISH corporatebish If you love Mondays, you're either jobless or in love with a coworker ⑥
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    CORPORATE corporatebish BISH Not to be dramatic or anything, but these 48-hour weekends are ruining my life
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    CORPORATE BISH corporatebish No job pays me enough to give it my all during the summer
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    CORPORATE corporatebish BISH One thing about me... I'm going to take a lil break and tell myself I've earned it
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    CORPORATE corporatebish BISH I signed up for hot girl summer... not hot girl at her desk replying to emails summer 6
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    CORPORATE BISH corporatebish Only hustle culture would think Monday 8 a.m. meetings are a good idea
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    If I call sick into work, don't ask me what's wrong I'm sick of y'all that's what
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    CORPORATE BISH corporatebish The problem isn't Monday. It's the century-old 40-hour workweek we haven't updated
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    CORPORATE BISH corporatebish I volunteer as tribute to audit Astronomer's expense reports 7
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